How To Even…Watch the Oscars

By Michael Gushue & CL Bledsoe

Astronotus ocellatus aka Oscar

Quick: name three things that brought you joy in the last month. We bet at least two of them were movies. And the third was probably cake. (Someday, they’ll make a movie about cake. What a glorious future.)

Since two of the three things that make life worth living are movies and movies, what is the most anticipated event of the year?