How To Even…Tell Which Buddy You Are in a Buddy Cop Film

By Michael Gushue & CL Bledsoe

Get Ready for the Oscar with HTE’s Oscar Countdown Quizzes!

Welcome to How To Even’s Xtra Special Oscars Edition Countdown! When future generations look back and ask Where were you? when Starletta Disposabley flashed her taint at that guy who played a hobbit or when Mi D. Ling Witegi threw up on our souls, now you can say, “I dunno.” For this special time, we’ve prepared some quizzes like they have on the interwebs because everybody loves homework! We’re running a new one every day until the big show, which we probably won’t watch.

Which Buddy Are You in a Buddy Cop Film?

To be in a buddy cop film, you must determine which buddy you are. Answer these simple questions to find out if you are the (a) wild, hot-tempered iconoclast with a crazy sense of humor who takes risks and bends the rules so much they look like pretzels but gets the job done because sometimes you have to go over the edge to reach the next level, or (b) the even-tempered loser who has a 401k and knows what the word “iconoclast” means. UGH.

1. When you chase a suspect through a crowded nightclub with throbbing techno music and strobe lights do you: