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How To Even…Tell If You’re In A Disney Animated Movie
By Michael Gushue & CL Bledsoe
Get Ready for the Oscar with Oscar Countdown Quizzes!
Welcome to How To Even’s Xtra Special Oscars Edition Countdown! When future generations look back and ask Where were you? when Starletta Disposabley flashed her taint at that guy who played a hobbit or when M. D. Ling Witegi threw up on our souls, now you can say, “I dunno.” For this special time, we’ve prepared some quizzes like they have on the interwebs because everybody loves homework! We’re running a new one every day until the big show, which we probably won’t watch.
Are You In A Disney Animated Movie?
- Describe your occupation.
a. Princess.
b. Princess.
c. Princess.
d. Not a princess, but might as well be.
e. Mermaid/Princess.
f. None of the above.
2. Describe your appearance
a. BIG eyes.
b. 3d, computer generated.
c. You can dress me up, but you can’t take me out.
d. An unrealistic and ultimately harmful standard of beauty.
e. I’m a beast.
f. Princess. DUH.
g. All of the above.
