How To Even..Survive New Year’s

By Michael Gushue & CL Bledsoe

Every twelve months, at the dawning of the new year, the dark lord, Skhooby’dhoo, is able to traverse the ectoplasmic time-space membrane, grown thin, between this realm and its own. It is during this time that all must fear for their very souls, as Skhooby’dhoo, the Soul Devourer, is always hungry. Fortunately, the one thing Skhooby’dhoo’s voracious appetite cannot consume is…