How To Even…Stay Sane While Quarantining

By Michael Gushue & CL Bledsoe

So, yeah. End times, huh? Kind of thought they’d be more…exciting, amirite? For a lot of us, it’s mostly just doing the same stuff we used to do in the office, but with a crappier internet connection and stir crazy kids running around screaming because we’re failing to home school them while also failing to maintain job productivity and probably failing in a bunch of other ways we haven’t realized yet today. But that’s what 2 a.m. is for.

Aside from all that suffering and dying going on — which is decidedly not funny, so we’re pretending it doesn’t exist for the duration of this article — the real struggle is how to stay sane when you’re staring at the same however many walls you have every day? Who would’ve thought leaving and going to an office would be so necessary? Here are some things we’ve been doing to keep it together.

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