How To Even…Solve A Crime

By Michael Gushue & CL Bledsoe

You come home from work, exhausted. It’s been a busy day of trying to appear productive whenever your supervisor Timmy walks by, so he won’t notice you secretly watching Steven Universe on your phone. After the obligatory five-minute doorway cry, you head to the fridge for a cold, refreshing can of Mr. Peebs. Your plan is to vegetate on the couch for a moment, before you vegetate on the…