How To Even…Motivate Your Useless Self To Do Chores

By Michael Gushue & CL Bledsoe

Life, amirite? It gets messy. Literally. Even when you just sit around the house, doing nothing, dust and small, angry sprites seem to magically appear everywhere. (Okay, maybe the sprites are because of an unfortunate incident involving a lot of Coors Light and the destruction of a magical glade we were TOTALLY NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR, but we…