How To Even…Invest in Wall Street

By Michael Gushue & CL Bledsoe

Dogs are gullible. If you have a stick or a ball in your hand and pretend to throw it, they’ll usually run to where they think it should land, or, if they’re old or lazy, they’ll look. You can do it again and again, and they’ll keep looking, every time.

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