How To Even…Improve Your Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Self

By Michael Gushue & CL Bledsoe

Self-hatred is the third biggest American pastime, after dressing up our pets to pretend they’re getting married, and fascism (not in that order). It’s a fun and rewarding activity that accomplishes nothing good while also perpetuating itself — kind of a perpetual motion engine of depression. Self-hatred produces many…