How To Even…Get Away with Sleeping in Public

By Michael Gushue & CL Bledsoe

Note: This is set in a magical time before or after COVID-19. Or, you know, now if you’re poor and still have to go to work. You should bookmark this valuable guide for when it becomes pertinent again, like the year 2027.

One of the weirdest things about society is that you aren’t supposed to sleep in the most sleep-inducing…