How To Even…Find Work as a Vampire

By Michael Gushue & CL Bledsoe

So, you’ve joined the ranks of the undead. You swapped blood with a vamp, and now you’ve become immortal. You’ve said goodbye to the waking world and hello to forever. You’re dancing the never-ending tango…of…blood…hmm. A lot of things have changed. You’ve developed an affinity for cravats, for example, and, weirdly, industrial music. But just because you don’t have to eat…