How To Even…Enjoy Nature Even Though You Hate It Because It’s Dumb

By Michael Gushue & CL Bledsoe

We’ve written several times about our mistrust and ultimately unrequited feelings for nature. If only it would let us love it, but alas, it would prefer to make us itch and sneeze. And sweat. We are the first to admit that our angst is of our own making, and we hope nature will be happy with someone else, because it obviously isn’t going to work out with us.

The thing about nature is not just allergies but also bears. Bears seem cute but just ask salmon. Or…