How To Even…Brunch

By Michael Gushue & CL Bledsoe

Brunch is what people do when they’re too hungover to sleep in. It’s a way of pretending that you don’t have a drinking problem. Hey, I’m outside the house before noon, I must be okay, right? Granted, you woke up in an alley in a puddle of someone else’s sick wearing another someone else’s underwear, but that’s what the youngsters call “Urban Camping.” And sharing is caring.