The only archive you’ll ever need. By Michael Gushue & CL Bledsoe

College/School

HTE…Attend Your High School Reunion

HTE…Be Too Cool for School

HTE…Live in a Dorm

HTE…Make Money at College

HTE…Write About What You Did On Your Summer Vacation

Holidays

HTE…Avoid Alien Abduction

HTE…Be a Ghost

HTE…Capitalize On Your Blog’s Middling Success

HTE…Celebrate a Birthday

HTE…Celebrate Black Friday

HTE…Celebrate Thanksgiving

HTE…Celebrate the Fourth of July

HTE…Celebrate Xmas

HTE…Date a Demon

HTE…Deal with Becoming a Werewolf

HTE…Deal with People at Thanksgiving

HTE…Deal with Vampires

HTE…Do Halloween

HTE…Do Seasonally Appropriate Activities

HTE…Dress and Act Appropriately as a Zombie

HTEHave a Loser Thanksgiving

HTE…Spring Break

HTE…Survive New Year’s

HTE…Tell If You’re in a David Cronenberg Movie

HTE…Tell If You’re In a Disney Animated Movie

HTE…Tell if You’re in a John Carpenter Film

HTE…Tell if You’re Stuck in a RomCom

HTE…Tell Whether You’re In a Tom Hanks Movie or a Tom Cruise Movie

HTE…Tell Which Buddy You Are in a Buddy Cop Film

HTE…Tell Which Character from the Movie “All Is Lost” You Are

HTE…Watch the Oscars

HTE…Xmas 2

Peopling

HTE…Act Like a Human

HTE…Date

HTE…Decide as a Couple What To Eat

HTE…Flirt

HTE…Hide the Body

HTE…Live with Death

HTE…Make Up After a Fight

HTE…Probably Not Find Love Through Online Dating

HTE…Reveal a Baby’s Gender

HTE…Talk About Someone Else’s Tragedy

HTE…Tell If Someone Likes You

HTE…Win a Fist Fight

Self-Improvement

HTE…Adopt a Kitty

HTE…Be a Ghost

HTE…Become a Supervillain

HTE…Become the You You Meant To Be

HTE…Be Fashionable

HTE…Brunch

HTE…Deal with a Headache

HTE…Deal with a Midlife Crisis

HTE…Deal with Stress

HTE…Enjoy Exotic Cuisine

HTE…Exercise

HTE…Fake Your Own Death

HTE…Figure Out Which Demographic Group You Belong To

HTE…Find Something To Watch On TV

HTE…Gamble

HTE…Get Rich Quick

HTE…Get Rich Quick (Part 2)

HTE…Invest in Wall Street

HTE…Manage Your Time Like Some Kind of Grownup

HTE…Motivate Yourself

HTE…Motivate Your Useless Self To Do Chores

HTE…Paleo Diet

HTE…Pick the Cult That’s Right for You

HTE…Summon a Demon To Solve All Your Problems

HTE…Survive On Very Little Sleep

HTE…Walk Your Dog

Useless Skills

HTE…Be an Expert

HTE…Become One with the Universe

HTE…Brew a Better Cup of Coffee

HTE…Buy a Puppy

HTE…Clean Your House

HTE…Deal with the Common Cold

HTE…Do Basic Car Maintenance

HTE…Do Basic First Aid

HTE…Do Your Taxes

HTE…Drive in Snow

HTE…Experience Awe in the Mundane

HTE…Find a Good Bathroom

HTE…Find Something You’ve Lost

HTE…Go Outside

HTE…Hide from Monsters

HTE…Iron Your Clothes

HTE…Make a Budget

HTE…Make a Sandwich

HTE…Make a Difficult Decision

HTE…Make a Fruit Salad

HTE…Make Your Bed

HTE…Read a Map

HTE…Remember Your Dreams

HTE…Shop for Groceries

HTE…Survive a Bear Encounter

HTE…Survive a Crash

HTE…Survive a Paranormal Encounter

HTE…Survive Global Warning

HTE…Survive in the Wilderness

HTE…Travel In Foreign Countries

HTE…Use Your Turn Signals

Work

HTE…Answer Your Telephone

HTE…Appear Productive at Work

HTE…Exercise at Work

HTE…Get Away with Murdering Your Coworker

HTE…Map a Printer Drive

HTE…Operate a Chain of Retails Clothing Stores after the Apocalypse

HTE…Power Lunch

HTE…Power Lunch Part 2 (Women Dining with Men)

HTE…Spice Up Your Lunch

HTE…Start a New Job

HTE…Survive a Business Meeting

HTE…Survive in a Gig Economy

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